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h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

#:^/ 

crispysnakes:

Taking pictures of some of my roommate’s snakes today.  This is Ebony, a Mexican Black Kingsnake (Lampropeltis getula nigrita).

oknope:

procrastination is my only talent

witchpop:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

#awful 
  • me: *walks into a restaurant wearing all black and smudged eyeliner*
  • me: *says "please" 800 times and smiles at small children*
#me 
Anonymous asked: did u ever get the answer to "throw what back"

no

driftoffacliff:

date someone who uses their turn signal

thatdudeemu:

sojetlife:

roxannemonologues:

I love to hear him whisper “Fuck” or “Shit” when I throw it back.

i love to hear her moan yes and don’t stop, while I’m strokin

I love to hear them say praise The Lord and thank you Jesus while We in church

Nicki Minaj selfies 09 | 28 | 2014

psa

thatonelesbiangirl:

co8alt-thief:

if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons

Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks