things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:
- get out
- fuck you
- shut the fuck up
- oh my god why
- you need to stop
- you’re not funny
- that was terrible
"don we now our gay apparel" uhh wtf? why not straight apparel? seriously guys its 2013 all this blatant heterophobia needs to stop. im an ally.
She said ‘I really can’t stay’
And he said ‘baby, it’s cold outside let me lend you a jacket and give you a ride home’ because he wasn’t a fucking creep
-sigh- please don’t judge one of my favourite classic songs.
i don’t care if it’s your favourite song at least acknowledge that the dude is a total fucking creep
Yeah, the whole song is pretty much “I don’t care about your objections or what this will do to your reputation”.
The song is creepy, but for a different reason. You have to remember that it comes from a time when “good” women were not allowed to say YES. I’ve never heard a single version of this song that made me think that the woman really, really truly does NOT want to stay. OF course she does, she always does. But in that social context, she would be shamed and judged if she said so. The creepy thing about that song is that it reinforces a social context of slut-shaming, and makes a playful game out of the reality that women were not free to STRAIGHTFORWARDLY express their true sexual desires.
She WANTS to stay. But she has been conditioned to believe she must pretend that she doesn’t. (And her fears for her reputation are by no means unfounded.)